Monday, February 28, 2011

Love Bird Alert™:
Rihanna and Ryan Phillippe secretly dating.

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 7 March 2011

Us Weekly tells us that singer Rihanna and actor Ryan Phillippe are dating on the down low. As often happens in these situations, there are no pictures of them together to be found on the Internets, but other gossip websites confirm the rumor to be true.



Celebrity BFFs:
Rihanna and Katy Perry

Publication: People
Date: 7 March 2011

People lets us know that singers Rihanna and Katy Perry are close gal pals. These kinds of stories are fairly rare. I've now used the BFF alert twice in 14 months, while the Fussin' and Feudin' Alert has been trotted out 93 times over the same period.

It's all about the drama, isn't it?



Damn You Skinny Alert™:
Cameron Diaz addicted to exercise.

(photo nicked from Daily Mail online copyright Boaz/Flynetpictures.com)
Publication: In Touch
Date: 7 March 2010

Being a celebrity, most particularly a female celebrity of a certain age, is to be constantly judged on your looks. Cameron Diaz is now 38 and has kept herself in remarkably good shape, but In Touch thinks she has gone too far.



Sunday, February 27, 2011

Bun In The Oven Alert™ :
Kim Zolciak loves being pregnant and wants another baby

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 7 March 2011

Regular readers of the blog will know that the Bun In The Oven Alerts™ are not always reliable in The Only Ten Magazines That Matter, but as we can see in these pictures, Kim Kolciak from The Real Housewives of Atlanta is really pregnant and willing to be photographed pregnant wearing not one but two different bikinis.

Whether she should count as a celebrity is a different question. While I lived most of my life in the 20th Century when the answer would have been "Hellz, no!", it's the 21st Century now and I think the answer has changed now.



Damn You Fat Alert™:
Holly Madison slammed for gaining weight

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 7 March 2011

Welcome (back) to gossip hell, Holly Madison! Holly became famous, if that is the correct word, as one of the many young women servicing Hugh Hefner while appearing in the reality TV show The Girls Next Door. She now runs an old school burlesque show in Las Vegas but is not getting regular TV exposure. This article that claims she is getting fat is the first mention of her name on the covers of the gossip rags in fourteen months.

In that same period of time, Kendra Wilkinson, who also got famous for jumping the same old man's bones, has had 43 cover stories, including eight in 2011 alone.

Behold the power of basic cable reality TV.



Demon Rum Alert™:
Christina's drunken rages

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 7 March 2011

Christina Aguilera only became a topic of discussion in the supermarket checkout rags last year after her divorce was announced. In 2010, most of the stories about her were sympathetic. But 2011 has not been as kind to her, even before she screwed up the lyrics and melody to The Star Spangled Banner at the Super Bowl. The earlier mean stories were in rags from the AMI kennel, the Enquirer and Star, but now it's Us Weekly who is picking on her, telling the public about her drunken rages.

This looks like the start of a downward spiral, at least as far as her public persona is concerned.



No Bun In The Oven Alert™:
Paris Hilton is ready for a baby.

Publication: OK!
Date: 7 March 2011

It's easy to think of Paris Hilton as the top gossip girl, but she's really yesterday's news as far as The Only Ten Magazines That Matter are concerned. It's not that she's too old, it's that she isn't on TV. She has had less cover stories than Nicole Richie has had since the beginning of 2010, 10 to 8, and both of them pale in comparison to any random Kardashian family member.

When I say she's not too old, she's turning 30, exactly the same age as Kim K., and like Kim K., she says she's ready for a baby. Paris may have a regular boyfriend, I don't even know. It hasn't been in the gossip rags, so I haven't been paying attention.



Saturday, February 26, 2011

Teen Mom Leah's double life.

Publication: In Touch
Date: 7 March 2011

This week, In Touch gives us a double dose of Teen Mom awfulness. Leah Messer is living a double life, but as you might imagine, in her case they are both kind of squalid and tacky. Here are the sub-headlines.
  • Caught seeing another man!
  • Feeling trapped in her marriage, Leah is torn between Corey and a bad-boy named Seth
I would love for this to be the last spasm of coverage of the whole Teen Mom phenomenon in the supermarket rags. I'd also love to see Qaddafi step down peacefully and Wisconsin state workers get to keep their collective bargaining rights, but all three of those hopes look to be long shots.

Teen Mom Chelsea dumps Adam

Publication: In Touch
Date: 7 March 2011

Welcome to gossip hell, Chelsea Houska. Yet another Teen Mom breaking up with yet another baby daddy, this one named Adam.

Oh, goody! Another Teen Mom to keep track of.

Damn You Skinny Alert™:
How Kendra lost 10 lbs. in two weeks.
Like for the jillionth time, except this one is EXCLUSIVE!

Publication: OK!
Date: 7 March 2011

Kendra has lost 10 pounds yet again in two weeks.
These last ten pounds are EXCLUSIVE in OK!, so maybe they didn't really happen at all.

According to the gossip rags, she has lost a total of 35 pounds in 2011 alone. At this rate, we might get lucky and she'll lose those stubborn last 120 pounds and vanish from our plane of existence.

But we are probably not that lucky.


Bun In The Oven Alert™ :
$3 million baby for Kourtney and Scott

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 7 March 2011

Three different magazines have stories about the reproductive habits and capabilities of the Kardashian sisters who are above the age of legal consent this week. Weekly Life & Style has the someone vague headline "$3 Million baby for Kourtney".

I'm not sure if this means it will cost her $3,000,000 to be pregnant or if she stands to make $3,000,000 if she becomes pregnant. The way that family makes money by selling off their privacy, I'm guessing it's the latter.



No Bun In The Oven Alert™:
Khloe talks about "Our baby struggle"

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 7 March 2011

Us Weekly has a story about Khloe Kardashian and "our baby struggle", which means hubby Lamar Odom is tangentially involved, though he is not pictured on the cover.

No Bun In The Oven Alert™:
Kim K. denies pregnancy rumors

Publication: OK!
Date: 7 March 2011

OK! is not the most reliable supermarket checkout rag by a long shot, but when they say that Kim Kardashian is denying she's pregnant, I am inclined to believe both her and OK!

Okay?

Weekly World News alert:
Ancient angel statue found on Mars

Publication: Weekly World News (via the Sun)
Date: 7 March 2011

The Sun had one of its horoscope covers, so nothing useful in terms of predictions, but the Weekly World News came through with a story about an ancient angel statue being found on Mars. Of course, we only have a very limited knowledge of what is on the surface of Mars that would be as tiny as a statue since at its closest Mars is sixty million miles away and is sometimes as far as 150 million miles away. But that's me getting all science-y, which doesn't carry much weight with a demographic that thinks both Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson are still alive.



Friday, February 25, 2011

Rich people are rich:
How Kourtney and Scott blew millions

Publication: In Touch
Date: 7 March 2011

Kourtney Kardashian is not as popular a target of the tabloids as her sister Kim, but right now she is in the top ten most popular celebrities of 2011, and so popular that her useless leech of a boyfriend is still in the top ten overall.

In Touch wants us to know how they have wasted millions. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say if they have paid any money for orthodontics for Scott, that is wasted money because the cat NEVER smiles as far as I can tell.



Bells Are Ringing Alert™:
More royal wedding details

Publication: People
Date: 7 March 2011

Yet another story about the upcoming royal wedding. According to People, Kate is very hands on with the wedding guest list, which they say is already out. One of the sub-headlines reads "How the royal couple are breaking with tradition and making the special day their own."

She inviting some old flames, and among the celebrities asked are David and Victoria Beckham and Kanye West(!?!).

I supposed this means Taylor Swift will not be invited.



What Michelle is hiding from America!

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 7 March 2011

The low rent Examiner once again lets us in that Michelle Obama is hiding stuff, big scary stuff that could bring her husband's presidency crumbling down.

That's because they are scary!!!

You know, because they're... colored.

You may think that phrase is out of date, but given the Old Timers who read the low rent Examiner, I wouldn't be surprised if their average reader still uses that word.



Bells Are Ringing Alert™:
BrAngelina planning a wedding!

Publication: OK!
Date: 7 March 2011

I've said this before but it bears repeating. Angelina Jolie is really the number one topic in the supermarket rags over the past 14 months and Brad Pitt is number two. If both of them are mentioned in a headline, the story gets the BrAngelina label. If instead I gave them separate billing, Angelina would have well over 100 mentions and Brad would be near 90.

The reason for all these mentions is that any magazine can tell any story using these two. The Enquirer came out with a story not verified anywhere else yet that Angelina had emergency surgery. Now, OK!, the opposite end of the nasty to nice continuum from the Enquirer, says the couple is planning a wedding. I note that the headline did not say they were planning their own wedding, because they have been fairly adamant about the idea that they aren't going to marry.



Meanest Story nominee:
Angelina's emergency surgery drama!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 7 March 2011

BrAngelina are still the evergreen supermarket rag gossip story, but this is the first time I've given a story about them a nomination as Meanest Story of the Week. It's not that the tabloids are never mean to them, far from it. It just that the level of viciousness has never been this high before.

It's the mean old Enquirer who gets this first time nomination with a story I can't find confirmed anywhere else that Angelina had an emergency surgery at some time in the undisclosed past. The sub-headers read:
  • The bloody 8-hour procedure, hospital stay and painful recovery
  • Brad: "I'm afraid you are going to die!"
Stay classy, Enquirer!



Meanest Story nominee:
Prince Harry's wild gay party.

Publication: Globe
Date: 7 March 2011

Prince Harry is more or less the forgotten royal family member these days, so the Globe shows the young man a little attention by starting a relatively new rumor that he's a big old gay boy. Of course, they also have to say that this rumor will rock the royal wedding.

You know, the one Harry is only peripherally involved in as the planner of the bachelor party?

This gets a Meanest Story nomination.



Meanest Story nominee:
Chelsea Clinton's husband heading for the mental hospital

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 7 March 2011

I don't really consider Chelsea Clinton a celebrity. She's the daughter of a former president, but she's making no effort to keep herself in the spotlight. This does not keep the dogs in the AMI kennel from continuing to hound her and her husband Marc Mezvinsky. This week, it's the Enquirer saying the Marc is heading for the mental hospital, with the small type sub-headline "friends fear".

I'd say it's time to get some new friends. This is a Meanest Story nominee.



Meanest Story nominee:
Liz Taylor's bitter deathbed battle

Publication: Globe
Date: 7 March 2011

There have been so many stories in the tabloids these past few months about Liz Taylor dying, I get the whole Boy Who Cried Wolf vibe off of all of them. This week once again the Globe puts one on the cover and I give it a Meanest Story nomination. The new detail is that there is some drama about where Miss Taylor will be buried. She wants to be buried next to Richard Burton but his still living widow has other ideas.

This is yet again a reminder of the era when Liz and Dick were THE celebrities and everybody else was at the back of the line.




Thursday, February 24, 2011

Engagement details from Bachelor Brad

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 7 March 2011

Regular readers will know how much I dislike the stories about that silly show The Bachelor, but in general the gossip mags eat this stuff up. We are lead to believe Bachelor Brad is going to be engaged, but when you look at this show's track record for romantic success, it makes no sense to get excited about this drivel.

The only solace I have is that soon enough there will be a new season of the show and this particular dweeb will be yesterday's news.



On the rocks alert:
Gayle King's other lesbian lovers!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 7 March 2011

Since the beginning of 2010, this is the 40th post about Oprah Winfrey, almost all of them from headlines on the covers of the AMI kennel of tabloids, the Enquirer, Globe, Star, Sun and the low rent Examiner. This week, we are back to the lesbian angle, which we've seen before, but this time with a new twist.

Gayle King is just a tramp.

Yes, Oprah's favorite girl is sneaking around behind her back with multiple other women, if we are to believe the Enquirer.

If you want the advice of someone who's been keeping track, believing the Enquirer is not your best bet.

On the rocks alert:
Oprah trashed by secret lover!

Publication: Star
Date: 7 March 2011

Oprah Winfrey gets two completely different stories this week and breaks into the top ten most popular celebrities list, both over all and 2011. The Star says she was trashed by a secret lover and shows the picture of some unidentified guy.

This differs radically from the other story of her wayward love life this week.

Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™:
Four views of the troubles in the Cyrus family

Publications: Star, People, Us Weekly, National Examiner
Date: 7 March 2011

It's not unusual for multiple gossip rags to use the same topic to tell different stories in the same week. It is unusual when two of those magazines are People, the most respected and successful supermarket checkout magazine, and the low rent Examiner. This week's most repeated story is about the troubles between Billy Ray Cyrus and his headstrong daughter Miley, seen above in happier if creepier times. Here are the headlines.
  • People: Billy Ray Cyrus: 'Fame destroyed my family'
  • Star: Miley's Family destroyed by fame
    Lies! Jealousy! Greed!
    'Miley can't believe her father turned on her'
  • National Examiner: Billy Ray: 'Hanna Montana destroyed my family'
  • Us Weekly: Family torn apart!
    Destroyed by Daddy!
    A furious Miley cuts off Billy Ray after he slams her for partying and blames Hollywood for the mess he created
The most interesting contrast in the bunch is that only Us Weekly is willing to say Billy Ray deserves some blame for this mess, an opinion I share.


John Travolta is going bald!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 7 March 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! If you have been paying any attention at all, you are already aware the National Enquirer hates John Travolta. They have accused him of being gay, fat and running out on his wife and their infant son. So this week's latest slur against him, that he is going bald, comes off as weak, petty and desperate.


This reminds me of one of Padre Mickey's favorite Bible stories, where the prophet Elisha is set upon by a crowd of young toughs, who mock him with the phrase "Go on up, you baldhead!" Provoked beyond his limit, Elisha curses the rabble to God, and the Big Guy, just trying to do Elisha a favor, sends a pack of she-bears who maul 42 of the ruffians.

Now there's a God who demands respect, not some goofy Scientology alien.



More drama with Sandra and Jesse

Publications: Star, In Touch
Date: 7 March 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Sort of.

The gossip rags cannot let go of Sandra Bullock and the bum she dumped, Jesse James. There are two headlines this week.

Star: Jesse spills Sandra's secrets in bombshell new tell-all book
In Touch: Sandra and Jesse fight over the kids

On the rocks alert:
Natalie's finace accused of using her for her fame

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 7 March 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Last year, there were zero stories about Natalie Portman on the covers of the supermarket rags, but in 2011 there have been seven, which currently puts her in the top ten most popular celebrities in the gossip world. She gets two cover stories this week, one for being nominated for an Oscar and another because someone thinks her fiance, dancer and choreographer Benjamin Millepied, isn't good enough for her and is just using her for her fame.

This blog has a strong pro-love policy and wished the young couple all the best.



Get your Oscar ballot in OK! magazine this week!

Publication: OK!
Date: March 7 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! It's easy to lose track of time with our busy schedules, so OK! reminds us that the Oscars are this weekend and they have printed out a handy ballot so you can pick the winners at home. The actors on the cover are Natalie Portman (Black Swan), Colin Firth (The King's Speech) and Nicole Kidman (Rabbit Hole).

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Stars without make-up:
Sofia Vergara unmasked.

Publication: Star magazine
Date: 28 February 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Last trash of the week... right now!

Star magazine publishes a picture of glamor puss Sophia Vergara without make-up. The star says she feels naked without make-up.

I can see how she feels that way. Even so, both of these pictures lack a certain something.


Ahh, yes! World class cleavage! Much better.

Damn You Skinny Alert™:
Bethenny Frankel WAS obsessed with being thin.

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 287 February 2011

Yet again, another gossip rag hands over most of the cover to a story about someone from reality TV. Bethenny Frankel of Real Housewives "fame" tells us how she used to be obsessed with her weight. The sub-headlines include:
  • She started dieting at 8
  • Vicious cycles of binging and starving
  • How she escpaed her demons and got healthy at last
If I care any positive amount about this story, it is indistinguishable from zero.



Hospitalization alert:
More surgery for Miss Aretha Franklin

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 28 February 2011

I suppose it counts as some sign of morbid respect that all the bad stories about Miss Aretha Franklin have been in the Enquirer and they haven't shopped them out to the less "prestigious" Wicked Step Sisters, the Globe and the Examiner. In any case, this week they only say that the Queen of Soul needs more surgery, not that she is closer to death.

Best wishes to Miss Aretha Franklin, her family and friends, from a fan.



Brave Last Days Alert:
Burt Reynolds' Sad Last Days

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 28 February 2011

About one year ago, The Enquirer and Globe ran stories that Burt Reynolds was not long for this world. Now, a year later, a guy who was once the biggest movie star in the world is relegated to the low rent Examiner.

Best wishes to Burt, his family and friends, from a fan.




Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™:
Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 28 February 2011

I'm a lot more hip to gossip than I was when I started this silly blog at the beginning of 2010, but the headline from Us Weekly had me scrambling to Google for help.

LC and Whitney: Jealous New Feud

And there were pictures of two young white girls, so I knew the Whitney couldn't be the world's most famous Whitney of the moment, Whitney Houston.

LC is Lauren Conrad, who I guess was kind of the star of the now defunct MTV semi-reality TV show The Hills. Whitney Port was also on the show, but she didn't even get a mention in any of the supermarket rags last year before the show was off the air.

You will notice that I gave their full names in the title of this post, assuming these people are not even close to famous enough to be known to the public by first name only or initials.

You're welcome.



And the camera noses in to the tears on her face:
Mariah Carey's sister is a hooker

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 28 February 2011

The Flagship doesn't like Mariah Carey much, though to be fair, they hate almost everybody. They have been the only source for stories about her current pregnancy having problems, and instead of re-hashing that this week, now they tell us her sister is a "$250 an hour adult escort".

Stay classy, Enquirer!



Weekly World News alert:
Congress hires exorcist to cast out D.C. demons

Publication: Weekly World News (via the Sun)
Date: 28 February 2011

Once again, it the Weekly World News that gives us the news we can use this week, telling us Congress has hired an exorcist to cast the demons out of our nation's capital.

They have to hire an exorcist, because it's becoming clear the voters of Minnesota wont get rid of her on their own.

She kind of looks like the Bat Boy found in the cave in this picture, doesn't she?

My old pal Padre Mickey thinks so, and I agree.





Monday, February 21, 2011

On the rocks alert:
FBI probe tearing TomKat apart.

Publication: Star magazine
Date: 28 February 2011

The latest setback to Scientology that is being reported in the legitimate press is about the ongoing FBI probe into the Sea Organization. Kids who are second generation Scientologists sign contracts with the consent of their Scientologist parents to work for the Sea Organization essentially for eternity at ridiculously low wages.

Scientologists consider it a great honor. The FBI thinks it looks more like slavery and kidnapping.

Of course, the Star only cares about this story because it could devastate the marriage of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, what with him being all gung ho and her being new to all this nonsense.

It you want to read a long, well-written piece on Scientology with discussions with people who have recently left the church, this piece in The New Yorker is an excellent place to start.

But if you want to read long well written pieces, what are you doing here?



On the rocks alert:
Kendra tells Hank "It's Over!"

Publication: In Touch
Date: 28 February 2011

Kendra Wilkinson is my least favorite celebrity who shows up all the time on the covers of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter. For her, it's usually covers on OK!, Weekly Life & Style, Us Weekly and In Touch, with an occasional cover story in the Star.

This year, it's In Touch that is going with the story that her marriage to pro football player Hank Baskett is over. The sub-headlines this week are:
  • After sleeping in separate beds, they go on an emotional make-or-break trip.
  • Kendra finally admits, "I'm tired of pretending."
All things must pass, and eventually she will not have a reality TV show anymore and the gossip rags will stop caring.

This means I have something to look forward to.



Grammys gossip and glamour

(Photo nicked from Just Jared)
Publication: People
Date: 28 February 2011

It's not surprising that there would be a cover story about the Grammys this week, but it's a little surprising there would only be one. As usual, People is all about the red carpet on the cover, and has small pictures of Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Lopez and Rihanna, who wore this very revealing dress on the red carpet then changed into something that wouldn't give her mama a heart attack.



Scandals and Shockers of the Oscar stars.

Publication: Globe
Date: 28 February 2011

This may be the least informative cover story of the year. There were no pictures to go along with it, no teaser names. Given how much the Globe likes Hey Old Timer Gossip, this could be dish about Bette Davis or Ernest Borgnine.



Sunday, February 20, 2011

Bun In The Oven Alert™ :
Natalie Portman expecting a boy.

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 28 February 2011

Natalie Portman was of no interest to the gossip rags before she was pregnant, but this is the fifth story about her since she announced she was expecting. Weekly Life & Style thought it was worth putting her on the cover yet again with the news that she is expecting a boy.

Best wishes to all concerned.



Rich people are rich:
Inside Jen's $15 million home.

Publication: Weekly Life & Style
Date: 28 February 2011

Weekly Life & Style offers a tour of Jennifer Aniston's palatial home. Obviously this is a positive story about an actress in a movie currently in the theaters, so it deserves the "planted crap" label.

But the other three stories on the cover of WL&S this week are about younger female celebrities getting ready to be married or happily pregnant.

So this story also gets the "spinster alert" label. In this gossip era, there are others who get the spinster label, but Jennifer Aniston is the subject of at least half these types of stories.



No Love Bird Alert™:
Sandra Bullock rebuffs John Mayer

Publication: In Touch
Date: 28 February 2011

Though I read the covers of the gossip rags every week, it's still some mystery how celebrities meet other than working together on projects. Allegedly, mouthy man slut John Mayer is of the opinion his reputation needs mending (all too true) and he decided dating Sandra Bullock would do the trick, but she nixed the possible hookup before it happened.

Both sides deny the story, but of course it's designed for plausible deniability from the very start, isn't it?

Love Bird Alert™:
Jennifer Aniston and Jake Gyllenhaal.

Publications: In Touch, OK!
Date: 28 February 2011

Jennifer Aniston and Jake Gyllenhaal were seen in public recently, so the gossip industry immediately takes it to the next step. You know the equation by now.

Seen in public = privately performing unspeakable acts.

Both parties are saying they are just friends.

They worked together in the 2002 movie The Good Girl. The picture above is from 2003. Jake has only been gossip fodder since last fall, but this is the third woman he has been linked to in the supermarket rags since he started dating Taylor Swift, so I'm going to give this post the "man slut" label. To be honest, I'm beginning to think sfmike might be right about all this being an elaborate ruse to make sure Jake doesn't get into stories with the label "Hairdresser alert".



Saturday, February 19, 2011

Brave Last Days Alert:
The Enquirer and Globe gang up on Liz Taylor

Publications: National Enquirer, Globe
Date: 28 February 2011

Last week, the Enquirer had a big bold headline saying it was THE END for Miss Elizabeth Taylor. As often happens, the Flagship jumps the gun on this stuff a lot. The real news is that she was diagnosed with congestive heart disease several years ago, she recently entered the hospital in Los Angeles, and while the stay in the hospital is continuing, her doctors say the health of the film legend is steadily improving.

This of course does not stop the Wicked Step Sister tabloids from continuing to shovel dirt on her.
  • National Enquirer: Liz: Secret heart operation
  • Globe: Dying Liz's last birthday party before being rushed to the hospital with heart failure
Because the Globe put the phrase "last birthday party" in the headline, this counts as an Expiration Date, since they do not expect her to see her birthday in February of next year.

I have no inside information, as usual, but I for one would not bet money against Miss Elizabeth Taylor. Not only is she one of the last living legends in Hollywood and an incomparable beauty, deep down were it really counts, Miss Elizabeth is a tough old bird.

Best wishes as always to Miss Elizabeth Taylor, her friends and family, from a fan.

UPDATE: Miss Elizabeth Taylor died on March 23, 2011, so the prediction that this was her last birthday party is the first correct Expiration Date of 2010-2011. The Enquirer got a lot of credit for saying Michael Jackson had six months to live, but they make these kinds of predictions frequently and almost always get them wrong.




Damn You Skinny Alert™:
How Kim lost ten pounds.

Publication: OK!
Date: 28 February 2011

Regular readers know there are only a few kinds of Kim Kardashian stories. She's in love, she's not in love, she's feuding with some family member, she looks really good wearing very little clothing, she's just lost 5 to 10 pounds.

OK! gives us one of that last kind of stories.