Date: 12 Dec. 2011
The Globe goes with a story that cops who are probing Obama (probably that publicity hound Joe Arapaio, though he is not named) are trying to find out who his true father is.
Well, I think it's pretty obvious. If you watched the first three movies (a.k.a. The Good Ones), you've heard Vader's voice and he is like so obvs black. And more than that, it's clear that the force is strong in Barack Hussein Skywalker Obama.
This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.