Publication: Weekly World News (via the Sun)
Date: 21 Nov. 2011
If you've stopped by this blog before, you know I have a soft spot for the Weekly World News, the very silly tabloid that has seen better days. I keep hoping they will come up with a recurring character or theme as good as Batboy or the alien who endorses candidates, but that possibility seems remote. They bring back a character from earlier this year on the cover, the Titanic survivor who is disgusted with the modern world and wants to go back to some remote island. Now, she has found love there.
Isn't that nice? Let's ignore the fact that the ship sank 99 years ago and just be happy for this hypothetical hermit.