Date: 28 Nov. 2011
People has their Sexiest Man Alive issue once again, and just like last year, I had to say, "What? That guy?" when I saw their choice, Bradley Cooper. (Last year it was Ryan Reynolds.)
Also mentioned by first name only were George (Clooney), Brad (Pitt), Zac (Efron), Kellan (Lutz, the reason this gets the Planted Crap label), Justin (guess which one, they tease? I looked inside. Theroux)
They also had a smaller picture of Ryan Gosling and a promise of 123 super hot guys inside.
Notice last year's Sexiest Man Alive isn't even worth a mention on the cover, but another Ryan gets a picture.
Sic transit gloria mundi, y'all!