Publication: National Examiner
Date: 28 Nov. 2011
For the fourth time this year, the low rent Examiner goes on a hypothetical killing spree and tells us who is going to die soon. As usual, their list has a lot of TV stars from the 1960s and 1970s and only one true Hollywood legend.
Welcome to gossip hell, Robert Conrad!
Welcome to gossip hell, Andy Williams! He announced his cancer on stage a few weeks back. That must have been a fun night out for his fans.
Miss Lauren Bacall has been mentioned before, but this is her first time being slated for death.
Don't worry too much, Miss Bacall. They aren't that good at predicting these things.
This is also Rose Marie's first time on a tabloid death watch list.
And then there's Penny Marshall, by far the youngest person on the list but the only one who has already been marked for death by the gossip rags. If fact, she has an expiration date in the spring of next year.
If it's any consolation, they aren't particularly good at guessing the date people will die.
This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.