Friday, November 4, 2011

Meanest story nominee:
Chaz Bono has four years to live!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 14 Nov. 2011
The Enquirer has published several bad stories about Chaz Bono's health this year and now puts the 42 year old on the Expiration Date list, giving him four years to live.  This is a strangely long time for these kinds of stories.  The longest expiration date before this were two years to live. Among the people who have gotten the "two years to live" treatment are Oprah Winfrey, Rush Limbaugh and Chaz' mom Cher.

Here are the headlines.
  • Breaking news! Chaz Bono Only 4 years to live!
  • Liver damage agony
  • Dancing With The Stars made his health crisis worse
Best wishes to Chaz, his family and friends.  This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.

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