Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 5 Dec. 2011
All in all, it's not a very mean week in the supermarket rags. The low rent Examiner wasn't delivered in Oakland yet and the Globe eats up the majority of the cover with a "Where Are They Now?" story without any dire predictions of anyone dying. The meanest story in the consistently mean Enquirer has the following headlines, listed as "Exclusive breaking news!"
- 271 lb. Chaz colapses!
- Friends race to save him
This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.