Publication: In Touch
Date: 21 Nov. 2011
Twenty five years ago, did you watch 21 Jump Street and think, "In the next century, that Johnny Depp kid is going to be a superstar"?
No, me neither. Never watched 21 Jump Street.
In any case, Johnny Depp is often getting romantically linked to co-stars, which must be some annoyance to his longtime girlfriend Vanessa Paradis. This week, he is on the cover with a smokin' hot blonde only identified as "bisexual co-star" who is allegedly getting too close.
Welcome to anonymous gossip hell, Amber Heard! The actress who was born while 21 Jump Street was still on the air has a lot of credits on TV and film, and I doubt the cancellation of The Playboy Club is going to slow down the job offers.
Woody Allen once joked that being a bisexual would double your chances of getting a date for Saturday night. As a mathematician, I have to say even if Ms. Heard decided to play for just one team, her odds of companionship on any given Saturday are way over 50%, which means the probability can't be doubled.
Sorry about the nerdiness getting in the way of the hotness. That's just how I roll.