Thursday, November 3, 2011

Bundle of Joy alert:
Woman claims Justin Bieber is the father of her child.

Publication: Star
Date: 14 Nov. 2011

Back in the 1990s, Bill Clinton's penis got him in so much trouble it got its own nickname, the Clenis.

Here in the 2010s, we may have to start referring to the Bienis.  Star has uncovered a young woman who says Justin Bieber is the father of her child.  Here are the headlines.
  • Justin Bieber is the father of my baby!
  • World exclusive
  • Baby Tristin and mom Mariah
  • 20-year-old's shocking lawsuit
  • Where they met
  • The paternity test
  • 'He told me it was his first time'
  • Official court documents
This might become one of the major scoops of the year if it isn't complete nonsense.  This blog takes a wait and see approach at present.

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