Saturday, November 5, 2011

Breaking news:
Andy Rooney dead at 92.

Date: 5 Nov. 2011

Andy Rooney is dead. The low rent Examiner said he wasn't long for this world in the middle of last month, so this counts as another correct death prediction. Rooney is the fourth person predicted to be dead soon in 2011 who has actually died. Dozens have been slated for death this year and are still alive, many with much more certainty than the prediction for the 92 year old Rooney.


Padre Mickey said...

Andy Rooney on The Other Side: "You know what I hate about the afterlife? It's too darn quiet! And what's with that Light Perpetual, anyway? How the heck can we 'rest in peace' with all that light? HEY! You cherubs get off my lawn and drop those heavenly walnuts!"

Matty Boy said...

Tee hee.

Usually, I end these posts with best wishes to his family and friends, but this time I just couldn't. If someone had talked him into retirement 20 to 25 years ago, I might be more kindly disposed towards the lot of them.