Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Bells Done Rung™:
Drew Barrymore's secret wedding

Publication: Star
Date: 21 Nov. 2011

Welcome to gossip hell, Drew Barrymore!  Star's exclusive story that she is secretly married is her first mention in the supermarket rags in two years.

Drew Carey gets mentioned more often.  John Barrymore gets mentioned more often.

Okay, I made that last one up.


2 comments:

Padre Mickey said...

I think "Drew Barrymore's Secret Wedding o' Love" is a better headline. It sounds much better.

Matty Boy said...

The "o' Love" suffix is woefully under-utilized in this century.