Monday, October 10, 2011

Secret White House prediction:
New depression just weeks away.

Publication: Sun
Date: 17 Oct. 2011

The Sun, the magazine that admits it makes everything up, changes gears this week. Instead of predicting the End Times by some date in the very near future, they are predicting a Great Depression by the end of 2011. Instead of saying its Nostradamus that foretold it, they say the source is secret White House documents. Here are the headlines.
  • Secret White House prediction
  • New Great Depression "just weeks away" 2011
  • How to survive and never be homeless
  • New prayer of Jabez for prosperity

I'll be honest. This is more believable than the other crap they print, but it doesn't change the fact they make stuff up. How would a magazine that just makes stuff up have a source in the White House?

In any case, they say it's going to happen before the end of the year, so I'll check back on New Years to confirm or deny.

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