Thursday, October 27, 2011

On the rocks alert:
This week's Kim'N'Kris news, all bad.

Publications: People, In Touch, OK!, Star, Us Weekly
Date: 7 Nov. 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! The lyricist Fran Landesman died this year. One of her best known songs from the 1950s is The Ballad of the Sad Young Men, which has this opening verse.

Sing a song of sad young men,
Glasses full of rye.
All the news is bad again so
Kiss your dreams goodbye.

I don't know if it was really Kris Humphries' dream to marry a glamour girl, but if it was, I feel a little sorry for him. Here are the headlines about their marriage, barely two months old and already circling the drain, if we accept the stories on five gossip rag covers this week.
  • People: Kim on married life: "It's not been ideal."
  • OK!: Kris begs Kim: "Don't leave me!"
    His humiliating apology to Kim
    He comes clean about the other women
    Kim speaks candidly to OK! on what she hates about Kris
  • In Touch: Inside Kim's fake marriage
  • Star: Kim moves out!
    She's sick of Kris spending all her money
  • Us Weekly: Enough!
    After a vicious fight Kim tells Kris: Stop mooching and get to work!
    As Kim worries she made the mistake of her life, can she save her marriage?

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