Thursday, October 20, 2011

On the rocks alert and Man Slut warning:
Kris Humphries does his Ashton Kutcher impression.

Publications: Star, Weekly Life & Style
Date: 31 Oct. 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Here it is, October 20, but the magazine that hit the stand today are dated October 31. These Halloween gossip rags bring no treats for little hobbit hottie Kim Kardashian and her orc groom Kris Humphries. Earlier stories of trouble in their months old marriage were all over the place, but this week two magazines have agreed on a narrative.

Kris is a man slut and Kim is going to kick him to the curb. Here are the headlines.
  • Star: Breaking News
    Kim & Kris THE END
    'He never really loved her' - shocking tell-all
    Kris leaves town alone
    She catches him with two women
    They taunt Kim with the details
    Now: a divorce lawyer
  • Weekly Life & Style: Friends and family confirm
    Headed for a split!
    Has Kris cheated already?
    Kris caught with a blonde at 5 a.m.
    Kim's ring is off
    Inside their screaming fights
    The Kardashians scramble to protect their millions

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