Friday, October 14, 2011

Damn You Skinny (or Fat) Alert™:
Best and worst celebrity beach bodies October 2011.

Publication: Star
Date: 24 Oct. 2011

Welcome to gossip hell, Hugh Jackman! The Aussie movie star gets his first mention on the cover of any American gossip rag this decade on a best and worst beach body story. Not surprisingly, the 43 year old gets on the best list. We can also welcome to gossip hell Julie Bowen and Pierce Brosnan, who don't get such nice treatment.

The good.
  • Hugh Jackman
  • Gwyneth Paltrow
  • Kourtney Kardashian, in a rare positive story about that family right now
The bad.
  • Uma Thurman has a little belly
  • Pierce Brosnan has a big belly
  • Kirsten Dunst has a very visible spinal chord
  • Julie Bowen looks wrinkly
  • Christina Aguilera is getting heavy

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