Thursday, October 27, 2011

Bells Done Rung Alert™, albeit very quietly:
Jen and Justin elope.

(photo by Terry Richardson)

Publication: Star
Date: 7 Nov. 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Star promises an "Exclusive breaking news!" story that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have eloped. Here are the headlines.
  • Jen & Justin married!
  • They elope! No friends or family
  • No prenup - she trusts him!
  • Plus: she reconciles with mom, thanks to Justin
  • All the details
The couple have denied this story already, but it's obvious they actually are seeing one another, so I nicked another picture of them, taken by a professional photographer where they actually look happy together.

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