Friday, September 16, 2011

Meanest story nominee:
Murder shockers!

Publication: Globe
Date: 29 Sept. 2011

In what shapes up to be a very mean week in the gossip rags, the Globe claims that two dead people were in fact murdered, though official causes say otherwise.

Russell Armstrong, widely reported to have committed suicide, was instead executed, according to the Globe.

Promising autopsy secrets and new evidence, the cover story also claims James Brown was assassinated while in the hospital.

This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.


Karen Zipdrive said...

I think Armstrong was in financial trouble and he made his escape before he had to face the music.
None of those housewives of Beverly Hills even live in Beverly Hills, I heard.
It's a morbid show that should be cancelled.

Matty Boy said...

Those are strong words coming from you, KZ.