Sunday, September 11, 2011

Love Bird Alert™:
Joe Jonas wants Taylor Swift back.

Publication: Us Weekly
Date: 19 Sept. 2011

According to Us Weekly, rapidly aging teen scream Joe Jonas wants Taylor Swift to be his girlfriend again. He's 22, she's 21, so there isn't a real age gap, but the young man has to learn a valuable lesson.

Once you've been eaten alive and spit out, you lose some of your desirability to the one who ate you.

2 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

You nailed it, Matty.
Taylor Swift is a maneater and she outgrew that little peckerwood back in that days when she was just recording her first album.

Matty Boy said...

Yeah, this has the likelihood of Liz Taylor going back to Eddie Fisher after she divorced Burton the first time.