Saturday, September 10, 2011

Hey Old Timer Gossip:
Tom Jones heart drama!

Publication: Globe
Date: 19 Sept. 2011

If there is something amiss with a pop singer from the 1960s, with the possible exception of Cher the story will have to be in the Globe or the low rent Examiner, the two magazine that cater to the Hey Old Timer gossip demographic. This week, Welsh soul singer Tom Jones is said to have a heart drama and a shocking secret he is keeping from his fans.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Isn't he about 80 by now?
Forget heart drama, he's probably got a prostate gland the size of Rhode Island and has to eat Flomax like Skittles.