Sunday, September 4, 2011

Damn You Skinny (or Fat) Alert™:
Best and worst celebrity diets September 2011.

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 12 September 2011

The Enquirer does sometimes get a story right, but in their hearts they are liars who can't be trusted. This week on the cover, they promise the best and worst celebrity diets, but the pictures on the cover only show people who are very fat or way too skinny. There are a couple of "Guess Who?" pictures, but I don't play that. I will note that in the "Guess Who?", there is a picture of a man with his face covered where you can count his ribs like some survivor from Auschwitz, but all the rest of the people pictured are women.

Here are the too fat people named.
  • Miranda Lambert: 158 pounds
  • Sabourney Sibide: 400 pounds
Here are the too skinny people named.
  • Lindsay Lohan: scary skinny
  • Renee Zellweger: bag of bones
  • Christie Brinkley: 107 lbs.

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