Thursday, August 25, 2011

Skeeter Davis Alert™:
Indian scroll says all final prophecies come true in the next 100 days!

Publication: Sun
Date: 5 September 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! The Sun does me the courtesy of a specific date for their latest gloom and doom, saying a Native American scroll shows that the Rapture, Armageddon, the Second Coming and several new disasters will be coming in the next 100 days, which if I counted it correctly means a due date of Saturday, December 3 of this year at the very latest.

Honestly, anything that might stop this jackass from becoming President of the United States would be an improvement.

I will probably still be here to report, oh me of little faith.

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