Saturday, August 13, 2011

Skeeter Davis alert:
Goverment death map!

Publication: Sun
Date: 22 August 2011

Usually, I don't print anything from the Sun unless there are specific dates which can be checked, but this week's story about the government death map had a picture of popular tabloid target Barack Elvis Obama and the beginning paragraphs of the story on the cover instead of just a few headlines.

I am reporting on this because of a single phrase I wanted to quote, the detail that this map of where disasters are most likely to strike was compiled by "respected civil engineers, gifted psychics and Bible scholars".

How can you not feel comforted here about a talented line-up like that working on the government dime?


Padre Mickey said...

"respected civil engineers, gifted psychics and Bible scholars"
You just can't beat a group like that!

Karen Zipdrive said...

Please note that the photo of Obama is suspiciously darker than usual. Like he's not doing a bad enough job, now they want to make him look blacker.
Racist bastards.

Matty Boy said...

I chose this picture because it is dark for any tabloid story that paints him as sinister.