Saturday, August 27, 2011

On the rocks alert:
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith separating.

Publications: People, In Touch
Date: Sept. 5 2011

Welcome to gossip hell, Will Smith! The actor and rapper gets his first mention in The Only Ten Magazines That Matter in two years in the worst possible way with rumors about the dissolution of his marriage. His wife Jada Pinkett Smith has been mentioned one time before as part of a list in one of those coy "who's gay and who's not" lists the Enquirer likes to print.

The People headline is low key, just the line " Will & Jada marriage drama".

But In Touch really goes to town with the story, taking up most of the cover with pictures and headlines.

  • Two marriages destroyed
  • Jada steals J. Lo's husband!
  • Exclusive photos & interviews
  • Will Smith catches Jada & Marc Anthony in his home and runs out crying!
  • Humiliated Will fires his staff for covering it up
  • Details of their secret separation
Will and Jada are denying it and making public appearances to dispel the rumors, but this has gotta hurt. The idea that a woman is leaving you for Marc Anthony (?!?) is embarrassing to hear even if it isn't true.

As Leslie Gore wrote all those years ago, you would cry too if it happened to you.

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