Tuesday, August 16, 2011

On the rocks alert:
Caroline Kennedy saves Maria Shriver from divorce hell!

Publication: Globe
Date: 22 August 2011

In June, it looked like the Arnold and Maria split might have legs, but here we are in mid-August and the story has been ignored. One theory for this is that he's too powerful and the magazines are trying not to piss him off. Another theory would be that the story is less interesting because Maria is not a young woman capable of maternity. A third would be that none of the gossip rags has a source near enough to the couple that will dig up fresh dirt.


In any case, the Globe goes with a story that includes Caroline Kennedy coming to cousin Maria's rescue. Here are the headlines.
  • Caroline Kennedy's revenge on cheating Arnold!
  • She rescues cousin Maria from divorce hell!

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Jesus! What happened to Caroline? Poor thing looks like she's 65.
I think the Arnold/Maria divorce story has been played out. Once we got a glimpse of that maid he knocked up, we lost our appetite for the whole sordid mess.