Wednesday, August 24, 2011

On the rocks alert:
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Mildred Baena fight over love child.

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 29 August 2011

Fresh trash tomorrow! Last trash of the week... right now!

It looked like the Arnold Schwarzenegger divorce might become one of the biggest gossip stories of the year when it broke back in May, especially as juicy details kept leaking. But after an early flurry, everyone except the Enquirer and Globe lost interest. This latest story leaves Maria Shriver out completely, instead focusing on the secrets and threats between Arnold and the mother of his child Mildred Baena. The boy's name is Joseph.

I apologize for being insulting, but for such a rich and powerful guy, all the women Arnold allegedly cheated with have been pretty darned homely.

1 comment:

Lulu, the Dewey Dame said...

Compulsive humpers don't care about looks, do they?

Tally marks, m'dear.