Friday, August 12, 2011

Meanest story nominee:
Marc Anthony's $14 million tell all book!

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 22 August 2011

The Flagship tells us little Marc Anthony is going to get his revenge against mean ol' Jennifer Lopez with the favorite artifact of the gossip world, the tell all book. Here are the headlines.
  • J. Lo's worst nightmare
  • the ultimate revenge
  • secret hookups with P. Diddy
  • Butt implants and $100,000 plastic surgery
  • Their shocking domestic violence
  • Voodoo, witchcraft and animal sacrifices
While sex with Diddy is kinda icky, the domestic violence and animal sacrifices are the special touches that make this a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I have always thought Marc Anthony was the creepiest celebrity on the planet. He looks like a heroin addicted low-rider with a sadistic streak.
I used to like Jennifer Lopez until she hooked up with this creep. Now I think she's just stupid about men in general.
Can you imagine being with Marc Anthony, PDiddy and Ben Affleck?