Friday, August 5, 2011

Meanest story nominee:
Inside Sarah Palin's secret nightmare!

Publication: Globe
Date: 15 August 2011

As much as I dislike Sarah Palin and her brood, I feel some sympathy for anyone whose name is dragged through the mud by the Three Wicked Step Sister tabloids, the Enquirer, Globe and the low rent Examiner. This week, it's the Globe's turn to spread rumors that Sarah and Todd's marriage is at the breaking point and it's up to their unwed, underage and already surgically disfigured daughter/single mom Bristol to fix the damage.

It's clear that American Media, Inc. doesn't want her to be president, so at least we have that in common. I would rather make this happen by telling the awful truth about her and not spreading lies, and that's where AMI and I part company.

This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.


Karen Zipdrive said...

Matty, Matty, Matty.
While I adore your kindness toward the Grifters from Wasilla, they deserve none of it. She is a cancer on the political body of the U.S. and her husband and kids are just along for the ride.
These scumbags make a family of gypsies look like missionaries.
Maybe Todd is tired of Sarah's jumbo-tron ego, or maybe he'd just like his balls back.
It's gotta be hell married to that shrew. You betcha!

Matty Boy said...

I agree that being married to her would be a horror. I just don't think either of them wants off the gravy train, though I can imagine she's lording it over him.