Thursday, August 4, 2011

Love Bird Alert™:
Jesse wants Sandy back!

Publication: OK!
Date: 15 August 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Online gossip sources announced that Jesse James and Kat Von D have broken up, and she appears to be the one who cheated this time. OK!, the nicest of the supermarket rags if not the most reliable, says Jesse wants Sandra Bullock back.

It may be true. It's possible that Jesse realizes he never got anywhere near anybody else as classy as Sandy, but if she actually takes him back, she will be met with the disapproval of all right thinking people everywhere.

So I'm betting against it.



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