Thursday, August 11, 2011

Least surprising headline of the week:
George Hamilton has skin cancer.

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 22 August 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! The Flagship tells us, in an exclusive no less, that famed tanning expert George Hamilton is now battling skin cancer.

This blog It's News 2 Them™ would also like to print an exclusive story that the sun will rise in the east tomorrow morning.

Remember, you heard it here first.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I sort of doubt his eternal tan comes from the sun. I'll bet it's been sprayed on for the last 25 years.