Saturday, August 6, 2011

Demon Drugs Alert™:
Brad Pitt caught in dirty drug den.

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 15 August 2011

The Flagship went after both Justin Theroux and Brad Pitt as drug addicts this week. They claimed Theroux was addicted to coke and heroin, though they used the phrase "his dark past". Brad Pitt's situation is made to sound present tense. Here are the headlines.
  • Brad caught in dirty drug den
  • Angie's rage
  • How he got busted
I admit sheepishly I opened the Enquirer this week looking at the story about Chaz Bono's life threatening problem, a 2,000 calorie a day diet to lose weight.

Not life threatening.

I also browsed the Brad Pitt story. He was caught smoking marijuana.

That doesn't impress me much either, in terms of scandalous behavior.

Stay classy, Enquirer.

2 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Not all drug dens are dirty, but I guess the dirty adjective helps sell newspapers.
Find me someone in show biz who doesn't smoke pot. Now THAT would be news.

Matty Boy said...

I have a friend who smokes the medicinal and he is a gracious host, so I've had more herb in the past few years than I've had in the past few decades. Not a lot, but some.

I am not impressed by the claims that it ruins your life.