Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Damn You Skinny (or Fat) Alert™:
Best and worst winter beach bodies for early August 2011.

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 1 August 2011

Yet another bach body cover story from an AMI publication, usually the Enquirer or the Star. Ignoring the "Guess who?" pictures which are always unflattering, there are three women considered too fat and three others who are deemed to look good.

The fat:
  • Catherine Bach
  • Fantasia Barrino from American False Idol
  • Neve Campbell
The ones who aren't fat:
  • Hillary Swank
  • Megan Fox
  • Julianne Hough from Dancing With The Stars
Just to rub it in a little, the Enquirer promises to tell you which of the people who look good have had plastic surgery.

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