Thursday, August 18, 2011

Bells Are Ringing Alert™:
Three headlines about Saturday's wedding of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.

Publications: Weekly Life & Style, Us Weekly, OK!, Star
Date: 29 August 2011

We are less than 72 hours from the wedding of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries this Saturday, August 20, and the wedding is the biggest story of the week on the covers of The Only Ten Magazines That Matter, with three magazine headlines and a fourth where she is part of a trio of soon to be brides. Here are the solo stories.

  • Us Weekly: Kim's big day
    three wedding dresses
  • OK!: exclusive interview complete coverage
    Kim weds!
    Gorgeous photos
    Touching gifts
    'Vera Wang made the perfect dress'
  • Weekly Life & Style: Wedding of the year!
    All the romantic details
    two stunning Vera Wang gowns and a $15,000 cake
    Celebrating with 720 bottles of wine
    Kim in tears after Kris' touching promise
    Official interview: "Now I want babies!"
Notice that the magazines can't even agree on how many gowns there are, but they do agree that Vera Wang made them all. As for "Wedding of the Year!", there were six stories about Wills and Kate the Thursday before they got hitched, and I'm absolutely certain this wedding is not going to create a new tabloid person of interest like Pippa Middleton.

Still, this wedding has made weddings in general a big topic this week, and this blog wishes every happiness to all concerned.




2 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Wouldn't it be wonderful if Kris Humphries took a pro basketball job in Italy or somewhere besides the U.S.?
He could take her with him and we'd be relieved of all this non-stop gibberish about them.

Matty Boy said...

Yeah, she married a baller for money at exactly the wrong time.

That means more drama! Could Kim or her handlers have been thinking this far ahead?

My first guess is no. Actually, all my guesses are no. Kim is just a drama magnet.