Friday, July 15, 2011

Meanest story nominee:
New tell-all book rips into Mister Tony Bennett.

Publication: Globe
Date: 25 July 2011

Welcome to gossip hell, Mister Tony Bennett! The singer, painter and national treasure, who will turn 85 next month, has his name dragged through the mud by the Globe. They write about a new "tell-all book" that details Mister Bennett's ties to the mob, his drug use and cheating.

I have made a new label, Call Him Mister, especially for this story. Many ladies have gotten the "Call Her Miss" treatment on this blog, wonderful stars who have been around long enough they should be off limits to the garbage peddlers of the supermarket checkout rags. Mister Bennett is the first of his gender to get similar treatment here.

This is a nominee for Meanest Story of the Week.



2 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

So what if he has ties to the mob, did some drugs and messed around with a lotta dames?
He's Tony Bennet, fer chrissakes.

Padre Mickey said...

His mom only lived to be a trillion, so he won't be around as long as Queen Lisabef, even though they're the same age.