Thursday, July 28, 2011

Love Bird Alert™ and On The Rocks Alert:
J. Lo alone and...
back together with Ben Affleck?

Publications: People, Us Weekly, Weekly Life & Style, OK!
Date: 8 August 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! So, now that J. Lo and Marc Anthony are no more, do we care about how he's doing?

Please. Get serious. It's all J. Lo all the time on the covers of the magazines this week. Here are the stories about her whooping it up.
  • People: J. Lo Solo: Her birthday without Marc
  • Us Weekly: J.Lo Parties Post Split
  • Weekly Life & Style: J. Lo's revenge


And then there's OK!, the nicest of the supermarket rags if not the most reliable, They say she's going to get back together with Ben Affleck.
  • OK!: The plan to get Ben and J. Lo back together!
    Inside their private talks!
    All the intimate details
    Even J. Lo's mom is in on it!
Affleck isn't a fixture in the Only Ten Magazines That Matter, but there have been some stories about trouble in his marriage to Jennifer Garner.

Even if they are true, let me say this.

Ben. Buddy. I know we've never met and it's exceedingly unlikely you'll ever read this, but going back to J. Lo would be the worst move of your career, and I'm including Gigli and Smokin' Aces.

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