Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Damn You Skinny (or Fat) Alert™:
Best and worst winter beach bodies for early July 2011.

Publication: Star
Date: 11 July 2011

Fresh trash tomorrow! Last trash of the week... right now!

Star has yet another grab bag of women in swimsuits on the cover, some looking good, some not so good. Ignoring the "guess who?" pictures, here's the list.

They found a flattering picture of Kim Kardashian in a bikini. This is not that difficult.

They welcomed Christina Hendricks to gossip hell with a swimsuit picture that makes the Mad Men star look not only top heavy (d'uh!) but heavy as well.

Others in swimsuits include Ke$ha, Coco and Cameron Diaz.

They speculate on enboobenings on ex-Spice Girl Geri Haliwell and Vienna Girardi from The Bachelor.


Karen Zipdrive said...

Call me a pessimist, but after Kim Kardashian has a few kids, I'll bet that bottom half of hers is going to spread out like pancake syrup on a hot Texas sidewalk.

Matty Boy said...

She knows she has to be hot or it's all over for her. I'm guessing the incentive will overcome the genetics, but your point of view might turn out to be correct.