Friday, July 15, 2011

Breaking news:
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony divorcing.

Publication: Huffington Post
Date: 15 July 2011

Trying to hide a story in the Friday news dump is not just for Washington D.C. anymore. Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez have decided to end their seven year marriage. To recap some of the stories of the past year in the gossip rags, Marc Anthony was allegedly not happy about her taking the job on American False Idol and in January she had an interview with the standard crap line "My kids saved me."

Maybe they saved her a bundle on car insurance. They sure couldn't save this drama queen's marriage.



1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Oh, thank God. Marc Anthony is the creepiest barnacle in show biz.
His moderate talent requires him to be married to a mousy type who's not in show business and can appreciate a has-been like him.