Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Aretha's lost love.

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 11 July 2011

The low rent Examiner says Miss Aretha Franklin has a lost love. Given that she is pushing 70, it would be almost impossible for her NOT to have a lost love at least once in her life. While this can't count as a positive story, at least the vultures of the press are not telling us she is near death, which is good news for everybody.



1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Actually, she recently relocated her lost love.
He was found jammed between her enormous breastacles. Fortunately there were enough food crumbs in there to sustain him before he was finally located.