Sunday, July 3, 2011

All the Bachelorette stuff for 11 July.

Publications: In Touch, Weekly Life & Style, OK!, National Enquirer
Date: 11 July 2011

Four supermarket rags this week are covering The Bachelorette. The only surprise is the Enquirer, which doesn't pay that much attention to this particular show.
Here are the headlines.
  • Weekly Life & Style: Bachelorette Ashley betrayed again!
    Still reeling from Bentley's cruel taunts, Ashley has her heart broken again as it's revealed her future fiance has a secret girlfriend back home.
    Heartthrobs turned heart breakers - Ames, J.P., Ryan
  • In Touch: Ashley update: caught with J.P.
  • National Enquirer: Ashley is a runaway bride
  • OK!: Poor Ashley discovers she was being used for fame
Maybe I'm just naturally cruel, but I actually laughed at the OK! headline. What "fame" did Ashley have? Oh yeah, she was selected to be on reality TV, and paid a boatload of money to do it, so "poor" is not the best description of the young woman.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

She's cute and holds a DDS degree, but her taste in men is right out of a tearjerker ballad written and performed by Tammy Wynette.
Whomever she picks will be a deceitful bastard who came on the show only so he might end up with an acting job or a game show hosting gig.
She's already dumped all the nice guys with good solid professions and kind hearts so she'll end up with one of the pretty boys who sells cell phones or works at a bar as a bouncer and does a little personal training on the side.