Thursday, June 16, 2011

Katie Price invades America!

Publication: OK!
Date: 27 June 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Welcome to American gossip hell, Katie Price! OK!, an American gossip rag that is really just a spin-off of a much more successful Brit gossip rag, tells us British "television personality" Katie Price is about to try to become famous in the United States.

This is an excellent idea, Ms. Price. The United States has a frightening dearth of aging, fake titted, no talent women trying to stay famous for being famous on our TV shows, so you will find the playing field wide open.

Oh, wait a tic... I just thought of someone who is a lot like you. Actually, I can think of several people who fit that general description.

Anyway, best of luck. Make sure to save money for the plane ticket home.



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