Thursday, May 12, 2011

Problems With Plastic Alert™:
Bristol Palin's new chin.

Publications: Globe, In Touch
Date: 23 May 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! The Internet has been buzzing about Bristol Palin's new chin for about a week, and yesterday one of America's best known unwed teen mothers admitted to the surgery, but said it was for health reasons because her teeth were not meshing properly.

Like this family has never lied to us before.

In any case, Bristol has gone all Kardashian in her look and guess what? She's just signed to do a reality TV show based in Los Angeles! What are the odds?

So Little Miss Abstinence After The Fact gets two cover stories for a plastic surgery this week. While a story like this is tailor made for In Touch, the strangest thing about all this is that the Globe put it up front. Their readership skews much older generally. The only people on the cover of the Globe this year that are in Bristol Palin's age range are crime victims like Holly Bobo.



2 comments:

Padre Mickey said...

It appears that the new chin prompted a better hair-do, too!

Matty Boy said...

Yes, she has left Wasilla and wandered into a strange new world where people understand the concepts of eyeliner and highlights.