Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 6 June 2011
I use the phrase The Only Ten Magazines That Matter to describe the supermarket rags, but it really splits into a few groups. There's the Sun and its silly prophecies and horoscope crap, there's the Old Timer gossip rags the Globe and the low rent Examiner, and then there are the other seven. One of the things that makes BrAngelina and their brood the most important story in the gossip world is that they can show up in any of the seven magazines that blab about people under 60 years old.
Last year, the Enquirer paid only scant attention to the couple and their kids, but there's been a shift in editorial policy and they are as likely as anyone to have stories about BrAngelina now. Their latest is they are in couples therapy.