Thursday, May 5, 2011

Love Bird Alert™:
Jen's secret lover tells all!

Publication: Star
Date: 16 May 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Lots of stuff has happened in the world since the last time the supermarket rags came out, and there are stories about many of those events. But let's start the week with the story where nothing really happens and the gossip rags just make things up, Jennifer Aniston's love life.

There's a small picture of Jen and a guy named Brian. Looking online, she dated a guy named Brian Bouma about three years ago, but no gossip about them since, so it may not be the same Brian. Here are the sub-headlines.
  • Star world exclusive interview
  • She's having a baby!
  • Why she waited so long
  • How Brad changed her forever
This is not the first time the supermarket rags have told false stories about Jennifer Aniston's ovaries, so I can wait until the end of the year review when this story will be eight months old to figure out if this one is true or false.




1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I hope Brian doesn't mind the persistent rash and painful burning of his nether regions due to Jen's unfortunate toxic vajayjay fluids. I may have mentioned it a few times.