Sunday, May 1, 2011

He Fought The Law Alert™:
Nicolas Cage's meltdown.

Publication: National Examiner
Date: 9 May 2011

Welcome to gossip hell, Nicolas Cage! The 47 year old Oscar winner was arrested in New Orleans for public drunkenness. This was reported by several legitimate news outlets and is now being repeated by the low rent Examiner.

His bail was posted by Dog the Bounty Hunter.


Karen Zipdrive said...

Getting arrested in New Orleans for public drunkeness is like getting popped in Vegas for gambling.
Dude must have been mega-effed up.

Matty Boy said...

Yeah, not unlike GW Bush getting nailed for public drunkenness at a college football game back in the day.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Ain't THAT the truth.