Saturday, May 7, 2011

Fussin' and Feudin' Alert™:
Bitter Camilla collapses!

Publication: Globe
Date: 16 May 2011

The Globe covered the Royal Wedding, which is no surprise given how many Brits are currently running the American tabloid industry these days. The difference is that they took this opportunity to once again trash Queen Beeyotch herself, Camilla Parker-Bowles. Here are the headlines.
  • "Now I'll NEVER be queen!" she sobs
  • free souvenir pullout
I'm not exactly sure how many people want a free souvenir pullout of Camilla Parker-Bowles sobbing, but then again, I'm not sure who buys the Globe.

2 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I wonder if that old bag has ever been even slightly pretty?
She looks like a skinnier version of old Barbara Bush.
Charles was nuts to dump Diana for this rotting old seahag.

Cynthia said...

Well, well. For nasty, uncharitable, mean-spirited and ignorant, this about takes the cake.