Monday, May 2, 2011

Demon Drugs and Demon Rum Alert™:
Lady Gaga's family has an intervention.

Publication: Star magazine
Date: 9 May 2011

Online gossip sources love Lady Gaga, the supermarket rags not so much. This year, only Star has mentioned her at all and both times it's to tell us she's taking way too many recreational concoctions. Here are the sub-headlines.
  • family's last ditch attempt to save her
  • drunk all day
  • terrifying collapse
  • coke & ecstasy
Who knows? Maybe she was born this way.



2 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

What a load of crap.
Gaga may be nuts but it's organic and not substance induced.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Matty, I think this B.S. story is worthy of one of your disapproving rabbit graphics.