Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Damn You Skinny (or Fat) Alert™:
Best and worst winter beach bodies for early May 2011.

Publication: National Enquirer
Date: 9 May 2011

The Flagship has been doing a lot of beach body covers recently, and while they call them best and worst, most of the cover pictures tend to the worst. The only exception this time around is a flattering picture of Serena Williams that shows off her remarkable butt, if you like that sort of thing. There is a "Guess Who?" of some actress who is enormously fat, but I didn't open the magazine up to find out who. Most of the rest are way too skinny. Here are the headlines.
  • Steve Tyler - dude looks like a lady
  • Serena Williams - buns of steel
  • Kathy Griffin - needs a burger and a tan
  • Taylor Armstrong - guess which Housewife?

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I bet she can crack walnuts with those butt cheeks. I mean, come on! She's shaped like the number 96.