Thursday, May 19, 2011

Damn You Skinny Alert™:
Britney Spears back in shape

Publications: People, OK!, Weekly Life & Style, National Enquirer
Date: 30 May 2011

Fresh trash on Thursdays! Four magazines weigh in about Britney Spears' new weight, which is a lot of magazines. In recent months, four or more cover stories in the same week have meant either weddings (Wills'N'Kate, Reese Witherspoon) or crap about The Bachelor. In any case, here are the headlines.
  • People: Britney backstage Exclusive photos
  • OK!: Britney: How I lost 20 lbs.
  • Weekly Life & Style: Britney's hot body
    her diet secrets
  • National Enquirer: Britney's new body shocker!
    How she really lost 30 lbs. in 40 days
This is a telling example of how the Enquirer maintains its lead as the Meanest Gossip Rag In America.



1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Too bad she's still dumb as a post.