Monday, May 9, 2011

Breaking news:
Whitney Houston checks into rehab.

Publication: People online
Date: 9 May 2011

The online version of People is reporting that Whitney Houston is checking into rehab for treatment of addiction to drugs and alcohol. Since this is reported on a Monday, it should be on the cover of some gossip rag coming out this Thursday.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

I truly am shocked she didn't check into Dr. Drew Pinsky's recovery center and agree to go on TV and earn a little money.
Crack, done in Diva-sized quantities, can get expensive and Nitwhitney hasn't had a hit since I was taking Mydol and complaining of cramps.
I think the entire Houston family, especially Auntie Dionne Warwick, are a bunch of dope lovin' bitches whose diva-tatin' keeps them strung out. I bet even the so-called religious Houstons like a little sweet red wine and a big old turkey leg joint now and then.