Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Breaking news:
Marie Osmond re-marries first husband Steven Craig

Marie Osmond has re-married her first husband Steven Craig, the somewhat less homophobic one. She chose the exact right time to make sure she wouldn't be on the cover of this week's gossip rags, which hit the stands tomorrow but have already been published.


Karen Zipdrive said...

She looks better now and he looked better then.

Karen Zipdrive said...

P.S. His eyebrows thinned out and his teeth got whiter. Amazing what 40 years can do to a guy.