Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Weekly World News alert:
Alien kept alive in Area 51!

Publication: Weekly World News (via the Sun)
Date: 18 April 2011

Someone at the Weekly World News doesn't read the Weekly World News. They tell us an alien is being kept alive in Area 51.

Boooooo-rrrrring!!!!!!

In the Weekly World News, it's a given that there are living aliens. They have to do fun stuff like endorse Ross Perot or hang out with Michelle Obama.

I'd give them a failing grade, but I'm feeling generous and I'll make it an incomplete instead.



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